What can I say?

Hilarious!

Plenty of idiotic but pretty true theory.

The word 'Guru' stands for 'Gee, you are you'.

'Intimacy' is actually 'Into-me-I-see'

Without intimacy, you feel 'nowhere', and The Love Guru is here to bring you from 'nowhere' to 'now-here'!

And also, this has no offense to any related out there. 'Bible' stands for 'Basic instructions before leaving earth'.

The movie also adapt the Indian Bollywood-style, if you understand what I mean.

Oh laugh my arse off!

And when the movie ended, I realized I just cant get enough of Jessica Alba!!!!

How much more sweeter can a girl be? XD

Extra:

Cock = Clarity, Organization, Charm, Knowledge

Drama = Distraction, Regression, Adjustment, Maturity, Action