Yesterday in msn...i had a nice chat with a sexy girl
Her impression on me is i was like cincai-ing all the time
Never seen me stress before the exam
I do stress la...but i just shown it to my housemates

Exam, we definitely have to be more serious
None of us wish to screw the exam, and we can't afford to screw it

Told you guys before
I had a wonderful year in UKM, and the exam period is part of the great memories
I had been given the rights to fail the papers, without any serious consequences

For the first three exams
I was like cukup makan that's it, because i don't feel like giving any chance to the dean to put his shitty ass on my face

But for the last exam, it was a superb experience that most of you will never gone through in your life
Since i was about leaving soon, so i just went crazy
I had been practising the "routinely room checking" by going room to room to kacau my friends
Forcing them to play cards with me, talk cock with me...
I am not annoying, but i help them to destress...and meanwhile it can save me from boredome

I attended all the exams, except the physiology paper
I did not intend to be absent, leaving my seat empty during that two hours time
But I am not sure whether the alarm clock did ring or not on that morning

I was totally blank for all the papers, that's my 1st time in my life
But i never leave the exam hall early, in fact i fully occupied the time allocated to us by watching my friends sweating all the way
It was so nice to see your friends gan jiong like hell but you just lenggang-lenggang goyang-goyang there.
I did smile to the examiners who walked pass me...they may either think that KC is so brilliant and could finish answering all questions in 15 minutes time or KC is so hopeless and gave up without any attempt

Yes..I just gave up...bu i did try my best to answer the "instrumentasi" paper
But I really wondered why this paper have to be answered in Bahasa Malaysia
The lectuer incharged of this module is so so so kanasai
He never been serious in teaching, but he is competent in talking cock, teasing girls, idiot + hamsap jokes...and obviously he anti-C.
That's the reason i strived hard to attempt the questions from him. I love him so much.

The essay answered was around 2 pages...let's show you some perfect sample answer
" XXX adalah seorang pensyarah yang amat bagus and bertanggungjawab. Beliau amat prihatin dengan keperluan pelajar-pelajarnya. Beliau adalah seorang yang pandai berjoking-joking. Beliau amatlah bagus sehingga tidak pernah mengajar apa-apa...ini adalah usaha beliau supaya anak-anak muridnya boleh belajar sendiri. Beliau faham bahawa pelajar universiti sekarang perlulah bergantung kepada diri sendiri dalam pelajaran. Inilah sebab utama beliau tidak mahu mengajar...saya memang boleh merasai usaha beliau lo".................................two pages

Seriously, i think i managed to get a very high marks lo...since i praised him so much...
Hope he will remember me for the rest of his life

Oh yeah...I am the legend now...

:: The video was taken during exam time, they get the inspiration from "Dicey Business" (赌场风云）

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P/s : Anitha, tak payah susah payah pergi google la...but my english is cacat...sorry