A man walks into a wine bar with his dog. "Excuse me," says the barman. "No dogs allowed."

"It's OK," the man responds. "This is a super-intelligent, talking dog."

"Oh, yeah?" sneers the barman, "Prove it."

"What grows on trees?" the man asks the animal.

"Bark, bark," replies the dog.

"What do you find on top of a house?"

"Roof, roof," says the mutt.

"What's the opposite of smooth?"

"Rough, rough," growls the hound.

I found this at youtube just now. I can’t talk the whole day, then I can only surf net to pass my time.

Mechanical Plurk allows us synchronize our Twitter Updated into Plurk as plurk post.

This is a post replying to a previous post entitled "Earn Handphone Reload Coupon and Shopping Voucher with AC Nielsen ( Your Voice)" which i wrote about Ac Nielsen online survey -- YourVoice. I have promised to upload the picture of the reward items once i get it.

1. At what age you wish to marry?
* There's a fate.

2. Will you consider sexual relationships before marriage?
* NO.

3. Do you smoke?
* I HATE SMOKING!!!!

4. List out two gifts you'd like to receive now.
* Nitendo-DS Lite. xD
* Sony Ericsson C905 / a DRLR camera. >_<

5. Who did you text most lately?
* sad to say it... >_<"

6. How old are you?
* 19.

7. What is the latest thing you bought with your own money?
* Novels.

8. State 3 people of the opposite sex that first comes to your mind.

Who say there is no free lunch today? I am gonna show you how to get a free lunch, plus a dinner as well.

First of all, have you heard about Project Wonderful? Project wonderful is another ads serving company like adsense and nuffnang. Many nuffnang bloggers have ads from Project Wonderful displaying on their blogs.

with agneswith peijian

Hotel626 which I mentioned previous in this post.

I finished it just now, I think because I did not on my webcam and it can’t manage to capture my face. It is really scary, but it is fun. Will replay it again and again~

今天，baby回来就问我
no.1
baby : 姐姐你要不要1588？？
我 ：huh?? 什么是1588 ？？
baby ：你讲拉！要不要1588 ？？ （苦苦哀求）
我 ：arhh 好好好，hmmm 不要 （p/s:应该没什么好事！）
baby : naaaahhhh 你惨了! 你不要ibu bapa!
我: =.=""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
 
no.2
baby : 那姐姐, 你要不要1300177 ??
我 : huh.....要咯！
baby : naaaahhhh 你惨了!　boooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmm!
boom = 1300177 ??? =.="""""
 
no.3
baby : 你要不要genting highland ??
我　：不要啦！！！

Recently, I’d observed few person recently. I’m not doing any assignment about human mankind. I observed because I like to do so, by looking at people act/response, I actually can learn little/more from their mistake/achievement.

Case 1