*Disclaimer: This is just for laugh. It is not created by me and therefore I will not hold any responsibility. No offense to all the Singh and Sikhs out there though!

1. A Singh who is a sailor -- Karpal Singh

2. A Singh who attends a Chinese wedding -- Yam-Singh (in Cantonese, cheers when drinking beer)

3. A Singh who is digging a hole -- Menggali Singh (in Malay, menggali = digging)

4. A Singh who likes to slap people -- Tau Ba Singh

5. A Singh who is a gangster -- SamSingh (as in samseng)

6. A Singh who is lost -- MisSingh

7. A Singh who is noisy -- BiSingh (in Malay, bising = noisy)

8. A Singh who likes herbs -- Gin Singh

9. A Singh who kills people -- AssasSingh

10. A Singh with one ball -- BalwantSingh (ball one Singh)

11. A Singh with two balls -- BalanSingh (as in balancing)

12. A Singh with three balls -- AmaSingh!

13. A Singh who is swimming in an iced pool -- KuldipSingh (as in cool deep sink)

14. A Singh who likes to drink soyabean -- Yeoh Hup Singh (a soyabean label)

15. A Singh who owns a ship that sank -- No lah, not Titanic Singh, is Karam-Singh (in Malay, Karam = sink)

16. A Singh who was sacked from the national hockey team -- Relax-Singh

17. A Singh who is a lausy Singh -- Awwta-Singh (common Chinese terms for lausy)

18. A Singh who likes roundabout -- PuSingh

19. A Singh who is flying around on a broom -- Sou Pah Singh (in Cantonese, people who brings bad luck)

20. A Singh who is a three-star general -- Sam Lap Singh (in Cantonese that means 3 star)

21. If the sikhs were to succeed in forming their own country, what will they call their currency? -- Mata Wang Ah-Singh

22. Then what do you call a Singh that likes to scold people? -- Tiu-Nia-Singh