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Indian jokes

Subject: Sardar jee

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'?
Whole body was born in India .

2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bombexplodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea.
All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job.

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How Malaysian Do Business in Comics Form (Funny)‏


1) Korean Man said, 'I build 2nd bridge need 300K; 100K for material, 100K for handwork, 100K for profit..'

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名字

我仍然需要你的名字开启我的电脑。
但我已经换掉了通往我心灵的密码。
它暂时就叫“嫉妒”。

等明天的时候,就换做“失败者的飞翔”。

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I know what We did last year

Happy New Year to everyone, by looking back to year 2008, there are lots of things we’d shared together, we’d learned together. I would like to reviews some of them at here and let’s see what we had go thru all these while…

Jan’08~Apr’08
I only do update on http://alanstory.wordpress.com from Jan to Apr’08. All of them wrote in Chinese, will details reviews them with you in http://dsvt.blogspot.com.

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Engineering Design 1

Countdown for my 1st final exam - "Engineering Design 1" in 50minutes time!

Wish me luck!

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Happy New Year 2009

It been a longtime I MIA (Missing in Action), anyone notice about this? Maybe not… Sad~

So,

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009, May all the best/good things fall at your doorsteps…

Today is my 1st day working in year 2009, is a bit difficult to wake myself up this morning. Oh ya, I had successfully moved into my new house on 1st Jan. Do welcome to my new house as if you have time…

Anyway, hope everyone will have a nice and steady 2009…

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背景音乐 - Love Grows

他和她牵着手,守候着2009的烟火。
广场很拥挤,他找到了一个比较安静的地方。

他说:“I will kiss you when countdown strikes 0.”
“So that I will be kissing you from 2008 to 2009.”

背景音乐 - Love Grows (Orchestra Version)

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PEOPLE

PEOPLE,

I SHIFTED TO http://www.wretch.cc/blog/lilin0318

Relink me yea
:)

heeee

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Feeling bored !!

My Public Sector Accounting subject,
alltogether 9 chapters is in the syllabus,however, i only studied for 6 only wor...haiz...how how??
God save me please !!!
I hate to study theory subject.Feel so bored while study the subject...
Why i need to study it?Since it is impossible for me to work in public sector industry...
I wonder, it was so nice if there is somebody who invent one kind of thing can boost up my memorise immediately,which enable me to memorise all the thing i had read.(Just like a scanner)
Will this kind of thing will be invent in future???

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X'mas 2008 @ Singapore Part 2

25/12/2008
I still sick..Sick till very suffer..
Finally cant tahan, went see doctor.
5 types medicine, = =" All together $33!!!!!
My god! Change to Ringgit Malaysia= RM70++!!
Haiz..破财消灾吧!
Then went to my Big uncle(大舅) house, have a small party at there.
I whole day at there SLEEP! Hahaha!!
My Xmas all sleep..eat medicine..sleep..Haizz..

Brother & Sister

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