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People say
Oil and water don't mix

But what will happen
When a pharmacy dude coexist with a bunch of medical students?

I wonder how
The relationship sparkled

Time flies and it is the time to say good bye
Thank you guys for broaden up my mind and I appreciate the time we spend together

This is is very useful information. Please pass it on to your friends and family especially the women folk!

The next time you are stopped by persons who claimed they are plain clothes police, you are under no obligation to answer their questions or follow their orders, lawyers told Malaysiakini today.

'Policeman who is not wearing his uniform does not have the authority to stop anyone,' lawyer and human rights activist Sivarasa Rasiah said.
Procedures to follow in the event you are stopped by uniformed police Officers while driving:

这是2006年的Proleague，Jaedong第一次出场作战。
那个年代还没有人懂怎么把Mutalisk Stack起来。
所以大家都非常地笨，放着Mutalisks打而已。

而单单看这场比赛，没有人能猜到这个叫作Jaedong的小子，竟然会变成一个恐怖的家伙。

他现在的Multi Units Control已经是这一场比赛的五倍。
更不用说的是他对Zerg Strategy的应用。

Starcraft实在是一个太精彩的游戏。
它包含了太多。

Actual call centre conversations!

Customer : 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'.
Operator : 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'.
Customer : 'It was on the door to the Travel Centre'.
Operator : 'Sir, they are our opening hours'.

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Samsung Electronics
Caller : 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'

今天很完美。

一早醒来吃了早餐，便开始赶工。
一样的工作，就是Screw/Unscrew还有弄伤自己。

但这个工作得用一天半才能完成，而我们只有一天的时间。
脑袋里只是一直想着等下放工后的足球。
我们必须在放工前赶完！

由于这次工作需要用到一个工具，而工厂只有一个。
所以基本上只有一个人可以做。

Dragonica open beta has already started!

Its a game combining Ragnarok's graphic-lookalike, Maple's side-scrolling game mode and Devil May Cry 4 combo-based battle.

There are 4 base jobs available - Warrior, Mage, Archer, Thief.

What happens when the world is without Electronics Engineers?

What happens when the world is without Mechanical Engineers?

我们最近想了许多自杀的好方法。

1.
当GM看着你无所事事的时候，你可以挺起胸膛走向前，然后一手推向他的肩膀，大大声地问一句：
"HEY! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!"

2.
GM走出来的时候，故意把椅子拉去路中央。
然后闭上眼睛睡给他看。

3.
去跟QA的大姐大说：“你的香水很臭，以后可以擦少一点吗？”